Hiding booze...

Either one of these devices would have been great but the money spent on them would have gone to better use on cheap vodka .This is the time of the year when I would  do my most hiding around family . I have hide booze under my belt in little bottles .  I use to hide booze in medicine bottles . A big one could hold just enough to ward off the shakes . 

 I would have to do lots of planning . How much booze to hide in what items ? There is the considerations for travel and ease of access during that time . You have to think about how the dinner plans and such were going to be so you could have an excuse to bring what I needed to hide and use my booze . 
Most important was to gauge how much booze to drink before some one came to pick  me up . I could never hide and take enough booze with me so I would have to get good and primed before they show up . I would try and drink as much as possible with out seeming too drunk . 
Thank God it is not that way any more . Tomorrow we have dinner reservations for thanksgiving  . They place is an hour away . I am going to enjoy a nice scenic ride in the country . I am going to enjoy ever minute of this day . I definitely will have not worried about this for hours before and during . I love my life , I love my self , I love you , Jaybird .
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